5. The Little Chihuahua
In a land far away, in the not too distant past, a little Chihuahua was born. He lived most of his life chained to a teensy-tiny tree with a very small chain. The rest of his life was spent inside the plastic purse of a Barbie Doll. These factors made him bark profusely. And that, being the climax of the story, makes for a very dull life.