Doctor Dippie’s Fairy Tails
Doctor Dippie’s Table of Remarkable Contempt
Many Wonderful Bed-Time Stories for Kids of All Ages
Published by Firewalker Ink 1988-2009
Story Book 1: Timmy The Good Boy 1988
Story Book 2: The Revenge of the Three Bears 1988
Story Book 3: A Talk At Blue Dolphins Baywater Coastline 1989
Story Book 4: Coal Black and the Seven Dorks 1990
Story Book 5: Biography of Dr. Dippie “Committed” 1995
Story Book 6: Dr. Dippie’s Short Fairy Tails 1995
Matt R. Dippie was born a Scientist and Writer with an aptitude for neither. His hobbies include color-coating his pens, and History. He was born in a paper sack in a museum.
Medical Record: Nose lift, punch that smashed in his glasses rendering him blind, 10 years at an insane asylum.
Favorite saying: “That belongs on the press!”
Matt is a famous and wonderful author of children stories. His whimsical approach to story telling makes old fairy tales come to life with gay on look.
– A. Newman
Doctor Dippie’s demented fairy tales are inappropriate choking hazards for kids of all ages. This book contains many disturbing bed-time stories with foul language, bad words, offensive curses, and swears. It is banned in all 50 States. If you buy, sell, or own this book you may be arrested and fined by a court of law. Reading this book is known to cause cancer, suicide, sickness, death, depression, warts, insanity, shortness, and stuttering. Do not buy this book. Do not read this book.
BURN THIS BOOK.
(see also his ‘Short Faery Tails‘ and other writings)
(Do not attempt to read his book ‘THIS BOOK‘)