I don’t mean to brag, but I could totally waste your face
if I wasn’t stuck in this restrictive back-brace.
Respect me or I will kick your ass back into the past
so don’t bring no trouble here till I get out of my leg cast.
Flip-flopper ill somersault right into ya mean
except that last week I double-twerked my spleen.
I can bring it old school with a kick to your nose
but last time I missed and broke four of my toes.