Apes For the Future

“Buy and Hold” is why and how squeezes happen in most basic terms. In a short squeeze apes buy and hold, and own most of the stock, so hedge funds betting against the stock lose because they cannot bankrupt it, and when hedgies give up it causes a spike in the price of the stock (the squeeze being the opposite reaction to the draining they were doing). Allowing a stock to grow if people like the company is how a free market should function, so we are saving the stock market from vampires basically. We are the front lines of a democratic war to save capitalism, and this stock is already famous because of it. History will memorialize AMC & GME as leaders of a movement to give power back to the people.

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Many of us AMC and GME apes want to make the stock market better for the future; not just by sharing the wealth of our nation, but by using social ethics to replace corruption. How long does a short squeeze take to happen? It depends on when you started holding and when the stock first was shorted heavily. AMC & GME spent at least 5 year being shorted by hedge funds. Both stocks spent about 1 years at a very low price close to bankruptcy. The apes that held during that period saved the company, and eventually led to at least gamma squeezes. Those squeeze spikes are closer to the actual value of the companies if they were not shorted. Squeeze spikes can last weeks or days, the majority of the time being middle price ranges between the highest and lowest prices.

Gamblers often lose because they dont have patience, and take the wrong risks. This is not gambling this is investing, because the odds are not as risky as the ones like the slot machines or lottery or strong drugs that addicts take. The AMC pattern is clear from the chart that buying and holding works to increase the price, despite all the rigging against it which makes it seem riskier than it is to own a great and compassionate company.

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AMC Adam Aron pledged to donate $50,000 of his own money, matched by AMC, to the Dian Fossey Foundation to save wild gorillas in Africa.

“When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future.” – Dian Fossey

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Video by Ape Andy

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Apes Saved Stock Market By ‘Hodling’

That’s right there is a new type of investor that has infiltrated wall street online, and they call themselves apes and spell holding “hodling”. They made their own code language to mock the hedge funds who attacked them on corporate media. These ‘diamond handed’ investors saved the stock market for friends, family, and the world; against the terrible hedge funds who bet against the US economy for profit. Day after day for years hedge funds have taken short positions and drove the price down on countless stocks across the market; bankrupting many good faith companies (Enron being one of the only exceptions). “No more will the hedge funds be able to destroy our economy”, says one ape who was unemployed and homeless before the last squeeze, which sent AMC’s stock price above fundamental values and provided a living wage for millions. “We saved for Sally’s tuition and stopped the evil hedgies!” said another ape who was new to investing. “Whoever came up with this idea of ‘hodling’ or holding despite all propaganda FUD being thrown at us, should be given a medal of honor.” AMC and GME are now examples of how to make companies resistant to hedge fund short positions attacks. Other countries have outlawed the greedy practice of short selling, and for good reason. Thanks to apes the SEC and other regulators have tightened stock market rules to protect investors, and hedge funds have liquidated billions to cover their short losses.

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Most people think of ‘The Squeeze’ as a big mega spike in stock price, and that is ok. But ‘short squeezes’ can take a long time to build because the name means ‘squeezing short positions’ by buying and holding to force them to cover or get margin called and get out. This is why ‘long squeeze’ means the opposite; ‘squeezing long positions’ aka when hedgies attack us. No matter what the price action is during a short squeeze, it is a process. The price spike is certainly the primary feature of a squeeze to be sure; but the patient pressure is important too.

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Ape = trader who buys and holds a stock long term as an investor-owner

Diamond Hand = strong will, wealth holding

Paper Hand = weak will, sell out

HODL = Hold On for Dear Life

Retard = anagram of trader

Autist = we are all special and artistic in our own ways, like snowflakes

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